Sean
"No, um you know no matter how much highbrow literary stuff I read there will always be a place in my heart for celebrity autobiography."

Ken
"I want to be Walt Disney without the racism."

Greg C.
"I want to replace Ernest Borgnine as America's sex symbol. I also want to know everything."

Evan
"I love making loud noises in a crowded area and then looking normal, people look around like who did that and they have no idea it was me, what a rush."

Barbara
"I seriously thought he was cute, and it turned out he was the ugly one."

Anthony
"I kind of got that 'not so fresh' feeling."

Elise
"I don't have a wallet 'cause I don't have any money. But if I did have a wallet I'd keep an album of all my friend's armhair."

Meat Sauce
"The green one with nine eyes who jumps up and down and says 'Shit, this isn't a western!'"

Eliza and Kelsey
"I went to the zoo and kicked over all the penguins."

Randie-Lynn
"But a close second would be Wham! with George Michael and that bald guy and they wore cheesey Pro-Life T-shirts in their videos and, I mean, 'Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go' was just the best song."

Greg (my brother)
"Because I see it in the books all the time."